This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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