Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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