My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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