I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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