I hope mine doesn't look like that
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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