I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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