the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
smell my finger.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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