let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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