I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam š
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Heās older
Like āhas a job and pays his billsā older or āstill watches porn on DVD because he canāt figure out the Internetā older?
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