I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
When are your genitals available?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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