8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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