oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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