rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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