yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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