Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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