Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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