haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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