you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I don't deserve a penis
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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