I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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