He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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