For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Sorry about my life...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize