I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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