your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Me too!
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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