lets start a swedish sibling band together
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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