dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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