Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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