How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I can't put those talents on a resume
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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