he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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