How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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