vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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