I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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