Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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