Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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