and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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