too bad you live with your parents still
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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