The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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