my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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