:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Randomize
