I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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