omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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