Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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