Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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