he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
This baby is an asshole
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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