But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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