hell yes lets make some ravioli
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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