Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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