so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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