her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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