It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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