you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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