As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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