she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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