I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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