I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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