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No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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