I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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